90 Seconds of Pure Terror | Tell me, reader, do you know anyone who still uses floppy disks? I don’t. In fact, I haven’t seen one of those babies in 20+ years. It seems crazy that anyone would still be reliant on a technology that came of age in 1978 and was phased out in 2010, right? Right. Tell me, then, why we’re still using them TO DIRECT PLANE TRAFFIC??? I seriously wish I was kidding: “Air traffic controllers are working with equipment that is decades old, adding to their stress levels. Some of the systems are so dated that they still use floppy disks,” Thomas Black says. “This fragility of air safety was exposed by the scary 90 seconds of aircraft flying blind around the Newark Liberty International Airport on April 28.” First of all: “Flying blind” is supposed to be an idiom, not reality. Second: Have you ever tried holding a plank for 90 seconds? That’s an incredibly long time to have pilots beep-bopping around the sky without communication! I don’t blame FAA employees for taking trauma leave after that nightmare. Even more depressing, it’s not just Newark. Of the 138 air traffic systems in the US, Thomas says 75% are in need of repair and the waitlist is years long. “Taking six to 10 years to fix equipment on the brink of failure is absolutely unacceptable,” he writes. Transportation “Secretary Duffy needs to immediately overhaul how technology is procured and installed. Adopting private sector procedures for this process would be a good start.” Read the whole thing. And, PSA, don’t forget to get your Real ID! Newark (and every other airport in this nation) will get even messier after the deadline. Arthur. Teletubbies. Dragon Tales. These were the PBS shows that raised me in the early aughts. Decades later, I can still recall the number I’d click on the remote control when I got home from school: 6. And I can even recall specific episodes — D.W.’s imaginary friend, Po not wanting to go to bed, the sand castle catastrophe — that left an indelible mark on my brain. Although the channel number and show titles may have changed since then — hello, Work It Out Wombats! — children continue to benefit from the network’s free programming in ways we often can’t see. A.J. Bauer says it’s a true shame that President Donald Trump wants to take such a treasured experience away. “Our media is oversaturated with grifters and partisans with little commitment to facts and even less to serving the interests of the public at large. Outlets such as NPR and PBS, whose federally mandated mission is serving the interests of the public, provide crucial safeguards against scams and ideological excesses,” he writes. The other day on Instagram, comedian Robby Hoffman, who won an Emmy for her writing on PBS’s Odd Squad, accused the administration of going after the lowest hanging fruit: “PBS doesn’t care who you voted for, they just care about your kids. Especially kids who can’t afford Nikes.” It’s why they refuse to advertise toys to kids, said Hoffman: “We got huge merchandising offers to sell costumes from our show. PBS said no. They made printable Odd Squad badges available for free on the website so that any kid, regardless of rich or poor, could print an official badge and color it themselves.” Such inclusivity is likely a foreign concept to Trump, who shamelessly plugs merch and crypto at every turn, regardless of ethical concerns. As David M. Drucker writes, “politics and wealth accumulation are (almost) everything to Trump.” As if the tab on the president’s taxpayer-funded birthday parade weren’t enough proof, his ill-considered plan for $5 million “gold visa” cards, which could make affluent outsiders US residents in mere weeks, bears that out: “Running immigrants through a wealth filter would cost us the drive, persistence and ingenuity that newcomers have brought to this country throughout its history,” says Patricia Lopez. Indeed, ingenuity is in short supply these days, and we’ll have even less of it without NPR and PBS. Bonus Entertainment Reading: With Trump now threatening tariffs on foreign films, should Europe try to launch its own version of Netflix? — Lionel Laurent |