Most of us will never get close to anything like it, so it prompts the question – what does it feel like to be a fast bowler during one of those spells, when everything is on song, the ball is on a string and the batter may as well be in the palm of your hand? “It sort of clicks” was about as detailed as Ian Botham got when trying to explain the times he got on a hot streak.
“Absolutely amazing!” Fortunately, the former England fast bowler Devon Malcolm is less equivocal. “When you’re in good rhythm, everything is so easy. You run up, you’re following through. Everything feels right and there’s no strain on the body. It’s just flowing out. I mean, those times, it’s, you know, it’s just …”
Malcolm is momentarily lost in a moment of reverie. Maybe it is quite hard to describe this stuff after all.
“I will say this,” he adds after a second or two. “Those spells, those golden days, they make up for all the times when you wake up and can’t get out of bed, when everything aches. So you earn them in a way. All the catches are taken, all the LBs are given, the crowd is behind you and it feels like your moment in the sun.”
Steyn retired in 2021; a keen skater, surfer and fisher, he gets his kicks in other ways than fast bowling now. He has also just become a dad for the first time. His head hits the pillow weary but content every night, but there is one feeling he misses.
“It’s like a primal thing almost. You feel like you have this incredible power during those spells. You can feel the fear and the excitement and you know you are the reason for it.”
And then more specifically: “There’s this moment when the ball leaves your fingers, you can recognise it because it has left your hand so many times, I’m imagining it now … when the ball finishes leaving your middle finger at the very, very, last second, you feel your finger rub down the seam and it lets go, in your mind you know immediately that it’s a good ball, that it’s almost certain to be a wicket. That’s the feeling that I miss.”
Steyn the (almost) unmistakeable
Steyn’s stats speak for themselves and yet they don’t tell the whole story. Finishing his career with 699 international wickets including a South Africa record of 439 Test scalps at 22.95, he’s up there with the best to ever do it. On the pitch he radiated intensity, pint-sized as fast bowlers come but imposing in his own way; to witness him in the flesh was to truly appreciate his savage craft. Capable of swinging the ball late at more than 90mph, he would splatter stumps, destroy pads and deliver a furious style of chin music. Steyn often played with a fiercely glazed look in his eye and with his veins pumped past any sensible level of PSI. He celebrated his wickets viscerally too, like a man trying to punch a hole in the actual earth. Off the pitch, you guessed it, he’s a pussycat.
The Spin reminds him of the time he went unrecognised at a pop-up fast bowling clinic in downtown Manhattan during last year’s T20 World Cup, a clip that soon went viral. “That was so funny,” he says. “My wife was filming but she actually missed the best bit … as I got into the net I said to the guy: ‘What are we doing here boss?’ And he replied really seriously: ‘I’m gonna teach you how to bowl’ I decided to play along, I didn’t want to embarrass him, he seemed very committed so I wanted to be as sincere as I could. When we walked away and got round the corner my wife and I collapsed into fits of giggles.”
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