Watch out for those umbrella drinks. Not even one day at sea, and I find myself the bride of a sea monster.

In order to break a curse, I am supposed to marry a sea monster. Considering I only barely tolerate seafood, that isn't going to work for me.

Nor will I be guilted into doing it. Why should I wreck my life for a stranger?

Instead, I leave on...

You can't teach an old demon new tricks, but it's never too late to fall in love.

A long time ago, Shax loved a sea witch, but was too dumb to admit it.

But this old demon has decided it's time he got a second chance. A cruise through the tropics seems like the perfect place to rekindle things.

The problem is, Dorothy isn't about to let him charm...