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What’s the stock market up to, eh?

$SPX ( ▲ 0.41% )   $DJI ( ▼ 0.83% )   $NDX ( ▲ 0.91% )

Companies mentioned in today’s newsletter

  $UNH ( ▼ 19.61% )   $HUM ( ▼ 21.13% )   $ELV ( ▼ 14.33% )   $CVS ( ▼ 14.15% )   $UPS ( ▲ 0.22% )   $GLW ( ▲ 15.58% )   $META ( ▲ 0.09% )   $AAPL ( ▲ 1.12% )   $MSFT ( ▲ 2.19% )   $GM ( ▲ 8.75% )   $HCA ( ▲ 7.08% )   $AAL ( ▼ 7.0% )  

Wall Street flirts with new records as stocks zig zag

Wall Street experienced a whirlwind of activity on Tuesday as the S&P 500 rose 0.5%, inching toward record highs, even though more individual stocks declined within the index than gained.

UnitedHealth Group $UNH ( ▼ 19.61% ) suffered a major blow, plunging 19.7% despite a profit report that slightly exceeded analyst expectations. The deeper concern lay in its revenue forecast for 2026, which underwhelmed Wall Street. The health care sector faced additional downward pressure from a disappointing Medicare Advantage rate increase, impacting Humana $HUM ( ▼ 21.13% ) (-18.9%), Elevance Health $ELV ( ▼ 14.33% ) (-12.8%), and CVS Health $CVS ( ▼ 14.15% ) (-13.7%). Meanwhile, UPS $UPS ( ▲ 0.22% ) showed resilience, gaining 2.8% after posting better-than-anticipated profits and revenue projections while unveiling plans to reduce its workforce by 30,000.

A bright spot came from Corning $GLW ( ▲ 15.58% ) , which surged 16.3% after securing a $6 billion deal with Meta Platforms $META ( ▲ 0.09% ) to supply optical fiber and cable for data center expansion. Meta’s strong momentum also lifted other Big Tech players, with Apple $AAPL ( ▲ 1.12% ) (+1.8%) and Microsoft $MSFT ( ▲ 2.19% ) (+2.6%) bolstering the sector.

Elsewhere, General Motors $GM ( ▲ 8.75% ) climbed 9%, buoyed by robust profit figures and shareholder-friendly stock buyback plans, while HCA Healthcare $HCA ( ▲ 7.08% ) rallied 8.3%. However, American Airlines $AAL ( ▼ 7.0% ) saw a 5.4% decline after citing revenue losses linked to the U.S. government shutdown.

We’re also waiting on key earnings from Meta, Microsoft, Tesla, and Apple later this week.

Congress takes on hard-to-cancel subscriptions with ‘click-to-cancel’ bills

Efforts to make canceling subscriptions as easy as signing up for them are gaining momentum in Congress. The bipartisan “Unsubscribe Act,” introduced in the House in January 2026 as a companion to a Senate measure proposed in July 2025, aims to protect consumers from so-called “subscription traps.” These traps often enroll users into recurring charges after free trials and can prove notoriously difficult to cancel.

“This does seem to be a bipartisan issue, and a lot of regulators are concerned about consumers getting into subscriptions without knowing all the details,” said Gonzalo Mon, a partner at Kelley Drye & Warren law firm, talking to CNBC.

The measures would require companies to offer clear cancellation options, similar to the Federal Trade Commission’s (FTC) “click-to-cancel” rule finalized in 2024 but blocked last year by the Eighth Circuit Court of Appeals. Despite the court setback, advocacy groups are urging the FTC to revisit the rule. “The American public continues to need robust protection against unfair and deceptive ‘subscription traps,’” noted a petition from the Consumer Federation of America.

On average, U.S. adults spend $1,080 annually on subscriptions, with $205 spent on unused services, according to CNET’s 2025 survey.

You can get high from a drink at a Bulls game now

Chicago’s United Center, home to the NBA’s Bulls and NHL’s Blackhawks, is making history as the first major U.S. arena to offer THC-infused beverages to attendees aged 21 and over. Through a multi-year partnership with Chicago-based RYTHM Inc., guests at concerts and live events can enjoy Señorita-branded drinks starting February.

The collaboration reflects the growing acceptance of cannabis products at entertainment venues. As opposed to, you know, in the bathrooms, or outside the venues, where cannabis products have traditionally been consumed.

RYTHM CEO Ben Kovler emphasized the thoughtful rollout of these products, saying, “The reality is consumers want more options. THC beverages are not trying to replace alcohol; they are just another option — one that is hangover-free.”

The drinks, which include Lime Jalapeño Margarita and Grapefruit Paloma flavors, are served in 5 mg dosage per can, promoting safe and precise consumption. If you drink 10, of course, then you’re gonna have a problem, buddy…or a great time. You choose.

The Bulls are ninth in the Eastern Conference and likely to struggle in the play-in tournament (#NotBettingAdvice), so goodness knows it might be helpful to have a buzz on if you’re trying to stay excited watching the team. My team is still the Golden State Warriors, since I lived in Oakland when they won back-to-back championships with Kevin Durant in 2017 and 2018, but they’re eighth in the West. The Blackhawks are third from bottom or sixth from the top in the Central Division, if that helps? #NotSportsAdvice