Hey there,

Long story short, someone added an extra zero on our inventory purchase order and now we have far too much product! It is all extremely high quality. Fits great. Nothing is wrong with it.

I have not seen the loading dock in days. I am eating lunch on a pallet. I believe some of this inventory now has its own zip code. I have enough clothes to outfit a small but confident nation.

I am requesting your support in moving this very good product out of the warehouse and into your closet so I can go home.