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So what's new this week on Hammer Elite?
NEW Hammer It Out: Only F@ns Addict
Drag Queen Colt is addicted to buying gay OF subscriptions.
(Not to bury the lead or anything.)
He's making decent money, but somehow every month he ends up in the negative.
Maybe it's the $200 cologne, maybe it's overspending on Door-Dash, or maybe, just MAYBE...
It's the insane amount of money he's sinking into OF.
We go over all this using the new Dollarwise app HERE.
Then we got Kimberly.
She's in her 40's, making like $200K...
AND SHE'S STILL FUCKING BROKE!!!
She's blaming it on "poor financial decisions," and I gotta say: she NAILED it.
Her and her husband are buying camping trailers on credit, going on tons of unnecessary travel, and lots of fucking taquitos.
Watch what we say about her situation here.
NEW: Breaking Down: She Dumb
We're breaking down one of the dumbest, most entitled women I've ever met.
Kicking it off, Lindsey explains how people get screwed when they buy houses, and we discuss the ups-and-downs of dealing drugs.
It's fun.
So fun, in fact, that at one point in the episode I mention that I'd rather blow my brains out than let her perform a "spell" on camera.
Weird how everyone I've ever met who's into witchcraft is behind on their mortgage....
AAAAANYWAY!
We break down why some guests perform better than others, and get into how crazy it is people have to give us their statements and never look at them.
Wild.
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And one last thing before we go.
Believe it or not, I'm still on a mission to eat myself into an early grave.
(Waistline be DAMNED!)
And this week...
NEW Fat & Fatter: Japanese Snacks
America has imported over $5.5B of snacks since WWII.
Some of them are absolute FIRE.
But some of them...
Well, let's just say a few of their snacks are stranger than Hentai.
From fruit snacks to shrimp chips, we try em all and rank em.
Check it out here.
That's all for today folks.
Taquitos,
Caleb "Anime Eats" Hammer
