A Decade of Windscribe
10 is a magical number. Sure, it also happens to be the amount of pickled babies Peter Thiel was able to eat at the last World Economic Forum afterparty, but more importantly, 10 years ago today, a ragtag group of incredibly handsome pals with poor impulse control and an even poorer sense of fashion, released a VPN into the world.
We had no venture capital, no office, no business plan that would survive contact with an adult human. What we did have was a mission: to protect your entire ass on the internet. Not just the cheek. The whole damn thing.
And look at us now... a decade later, we're still here. Still independent. Still not owned by a hedge fund, a conglomerate, or a MOSSAD shell company. And, believe it or not, we got even whackier!
In ten years, we've:
- Won an EU court case by proving we had no logs to hand over, except the ones we created in the bathroom
- Had a government seize our server and find literally nothing on it (RAM-only, baby)
- Open-sourced our apps so "seriously, just trust us" isn't part of the deal
- Hit 100 million users without a single Super Bowl ad
- Built all of it without a penny from an outside source
None of that could have possibly happened without you. You picked the sexy independent Canadian VPN with the insane humor over the ones carpet-bombing YouTube with affiliate codes. And we love you for it. Genuinely.
It's Our Birthday but You Get the Present
Birthday for us, Present for You! Windscribe Pro: $29/year (normally $69). That's only $2.42/month! Unlimited data, all servers, all protocols, R.O.B.E.R.T. in full beast mode. And it renews at $29, because bait-and-switch pricing is for chumps.
XOXO 4EVA,
Team Windscribe
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