It's the only logical option.
 

JUNE 26, 2026

 

A DEFENSE

Taylor Swift Should Get Married at Madison Square Garden It's the only logical option.

By Fran Hoepfner

Photo-Illustration: Vulture; Photos: Getty Images (Jason Miller, Mike Lawrence)

The mere concept of the Tayvis wedding taking place at Madison Square Garden has become a war of taste: To do this is apparently tacky (like basically every summer wedding), attention seeking (she’s the most famous person in the world), and inconvenient (oh, because all of you live in Manhattan …?). It’s an idea that feels so allegedly bad that surely it can’t be true, right? Maybe this is a decoy, but unless we see a blurry paparazzi photo of them stepping out of an Escalade for a 12-person ceremony at Via Carota, we have to go with the facts we have, which are very few. What else could she do? Her geographic locations for the wedding are limited: Is she really going to fly 1,000 people to a private island, let alone cities with sentimental value like Cleveland (for Kelce) or somewhere in Pennsylvania (for her)? She lives in New York. She hangs out in New York. She eats at New York restaurants. Sure, this could be a perfect opportunity for someone with unlimited wealth to rent an Italian villa. Or buy out an entire state, like, say, Rhode Island. But MSG makes sense.

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