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There’s a new AI chatbot on the market. ChatTJB is a “single-operator large language experience” that’s been trained on quadrillions of tokens and uses a “proprietary biological reasoning substrate.” And it might be the hottest LLM this week, judging by the flood of new users it’s gotten since a billboard went up in San Francisco. The catch? There’s no model. It’s a guy named Tucker who manually answers your prompts. Pros: ChatTJB is free to use and (probably) won’t hack your company. Cons: Image generation is a little limited, if this cat drawing is any indication. And reminder: ChatTJB is AI (“average individual”) and can make mistakes. Responses might also take several business days, as inference speed is constrained by whether or not Tucker is “awake and motivated,” per the website. Also in today’s newsletter: - Meta owes another $567 million in New Mexico’s child safety case.
- This sweater is swallowing Silicon Valley whole.
- OpenAI’s hardware device might appeal to Homer Simpson.
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The Download AI just created viruses from scratch  Adobe Stock | TL;DR: For the first time ever, scientists say they’ve taught AI to create brand-new viruses. The breakthrough could offer a new route for treating infections that antibiotics can’t touch, but you can probably guess the downsides… What happened: In a new study published in Science yesterday, researchers at Stanford University and the Arc Institute showed that they used AI to write new viral genomes—first by teaching it to recognize the DNA structure of natural viruses, then asking it for blueprints that don’t exist. The team’s AI models, Evo 1 and Evo 2, trained on a massive library of genetic data, then specifically on viruses related to Phi X-174, a natural virus that only infects the E. coli bacteria. Of the 700,000 potential viruses generated by Evo, nearly 300 were built in the lab, and 16 turned out to be viable. (Some multiplied even faster than Phi X-174.) Why it matters: A mixture of the AI-designed viruses overcame E. coli strains that had learned to fend off Phi X-174 (which a comparable mix of natural viruses couldn’t do). It’s an early proof of concept that AI could be used to treat drug-resistant bacterial infections. It’s also a turning point for AI use in biology, as models move from analyzing and predicting genomes to writing complete, functional ones. Voluntary safety: As anyone who saw the Bond movie No Time to Die knows, engineered bioweapon plots don’t end well. And right now, the only thing keeping that scenario fictional is the honor system. The researchers in the study wanted to be “extra careful” about the potential of generating genomes of viruses that could harm humans, and deliberately excluded viruses that could infect humans, animals, and plants from the training data. Health security scientists at Johns Hopkins, who weren’t involved in the study, commended the team on the precautionary step. As they put it, “The ability to compose viral genomes using generative AI now exists; the governance to safely steer it does not.” Bottom line: The models are a step toward new treatments, but they’re also a preview of the next AI safety fight. For now, the only guardrail is what a research team decides not to teach its model. —LC |
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The Zeitbyte Knit fast and break things  Screenshot via @chamath/X | August isn’t exactly sweater weather—yet Silicon Valley’s current fashion obsession is, inexplicably, venture capitalist Chamath Palihapitiya’s plush white turtleneck. The trend kicked off sometime last week after Palihapitiya declared on X that wine was his vice of choice. Cut to: an edit of him in the bougie-looking knit, glass of wine in hand. More absurd versions soon followed, spinning into a series of AI-generated memes that got thicker and more enveloping with each iteration—until Palihapitiya was eventually transformed into a giant Dune sandworm. Elsewhere, the sweater has shown up in edits of Edvard Munch’s The Scream, Michelangelo’s Creation of Adam, and even Ben Affleck’s infamous smoking photo. Other versions are less artistic allusions, more a mockery of Silicon Valley-ites who overuse VC jargon, shoehorning mentions of “founder mode” and “dry powder” into casual conversation. But at the end of the day, this strange woolen saga might simply be another sign that we yearn for the return of high-quality, structurally ambitious knitwear. —WK Chaos Brewing Meter: ☕☕/5 |
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 | - A judge in New Mexico ordered Meta to pay an additional $567 million in the child safety case it lost back in March, bringing the total penalty to $942 million.
- OpenAI’s mysterious new device, set for a 2027 release, is reportedly donut-shaped, screenless, and costs more than a basic Apple Watch.
- May the odds be ever in your favor. This quiz tests how fast you can prove that you’re human.
- Amazon is building a data center in Gilroy, California, and, somehow, nobody in the town seemed to notice.
- If you can’t beat them, join them? One AI startup is betting that consumers will want to sell their data directly to AI companies.
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