Which begs the question if another bit of cricketing lore is actually true, that he changed his answerphone message that summer to “I’m out, probably to Terry bloody Alderman …”
Sadly, Gooch confirms that one is untrue, recalling that at the time he wasn’t in the mood to joke: “My technique wasn’t where I wanted it to be and I needed to straighten it out.” Gooch is adamant his situation is different from Root’s: “He’ll find a way, that’s why he’s world class. Top players generally get out lbw or nick off. They don’t get bowled or caught in the ring and that sort of stuff. Joe falls into that category. So, you know, it’s causing him a little bit of an irritation, but that’s the life of a batter.”
Gooch went to see his old opening partner Geoffrey Boycott to help iron out his technical batting difficulties. “I was playing across the line a little bit too much and I made the mistake of moving more to the leg side,” he recalls. “All I was doing then was moving further across the crease laterally from leg to off, which made it worse.
“I straightened up; instead of taking a leg stump guard I went across to middle, middle and leg, and I just moved my back foot backwards. It was instantly a lot better. It was less movement; the less movement the better and you don’t want to be moving laterally.”
He lets out a high-pitched chuckle before adding: “It’s like Ted Dexter said, and it’s still spot on – ‘bat like you are stood in a bath (forward and back, not sideways), not a pisspot (no feet movement at all).”
Gooch doesn’t see any such flaws in Root’s technique and stresses again not to conflate the two. The man who has scored more professional runs than anyone else in the history of the game then sums up the batter’s relentless paradigm: “You encounter endless problems, it’s all about how you are equal to them and how you come through them. If you work one thing out and think it’s all going to be rosy, well no, it doesn’t work like that. You’re always going to have things that are going to challenge you.”
You can imagine the glint in his eye as he says it.