If I were a queen in ancient times, I think I really would've enjoyed building myself a castle. It would be the perfect homebody's palace, with a gourmet kitchen, an ultra-cozy bedroom, a hidden reading nook behind a wall, a shrine for my trinkets... You get the gist.
The only bad thing about being royalty back then would've been all the ways I could die: enemies from neighboring lands, illnesses with no modern-day antibiotics to cure me, and honestly, the inevitable boredom of having too much time for leisure.
Luckily, if you've ever wondered how you'd die in a castle, we've got just the quiz for you. |
According to this quiz, I would've been taken out by... an infected wound. Genuinely tragic, but so typical of me to somehow survive an invading army only to go out because of some tiny cut on my foot. Like, of course.
Now, I'm curious: What would be your cause of death? Build your own ridiculously luxurious castle to find out. And of course, let me know your result by replying to this email.
Warmly, Jen |