Hey lakjsd,
Real quick, I wanna let you in on something special...
It's not out yet, but when it launches, it's gonna be legendary.
And I'm gonna be offering a HUGE discount on it for Black Friday.
Here's the thing though, I don't wanna bug you with a bajillion emails about it every week.
So if you wanna sign up for the insider's VIP list, just click the link below.
-> SIGN ME UP! <-
It'll let me know you want in on the steepest discount I'm offering you all year.
And if you don't want to be a VIP, I totally get it.
You'll stick get a sweet offer come Black Friday...
(Just not as sweet as the insiders.)
Okay, now that we've got that outta the way:
I've got your Tuesday entertainment fix right here, Pookie.
Let's see what's going on in Hammer Elite!
Streaming NOW: Mafia
Alright, who killed me?
(Find out LIVE at 5pm CST)
We're getting the Hammer Squad together to play a live game of everyone's favorite: Mafia.
We know the rules.
If you're Mafia, you gotta eliminate everyone before you get got.
And we're gonna amp it up in our own special way...
But you gotta watch to see how.
JOIN THE LIVESTREAM!
Member's Only Audit: Husband's Secret Ruins Marriage
I lost my mind on this one...
Aaron is in Fort Worth making around $80,000/ year while living with his financially dependent ex.
Money's tight, but that's not where the story ends...
He started talking to another woman before his divorce was finalized, and his guilt allows his ex to walk all over him.
Add that to car trouble, a long-distance not-a-relationship, maxed out cards, and a SECOND F*CKING MORTGAGE!
There's hope for this guy, but only if he can grow up a little.
Check it out here
Brand New Show: Behind the Audit
It's funny how people who don't know the definition of fascism are always the ones who piss me off the most.
And this semantically challenged couple managed to rack up over $350K in debt trying to flee America...
Yeah.
Our favorite fan quote from the episode: "Caleb's team is elite at finding the most insufferable people..."
Producer Lindsey and the team breaks down the absolute DUMPSTER FIRE of this episode.
(Turns out the most eager castings sometimes regret their choices.)
Find out what happened behind the scenes, as well as what you need to have in order to actually become an expat.
Watch the breakdown HERE!
NEW Fat & Fatter: Carne Asada
We brought in the other half of the Hammer team's cultural representation to walk us through a buffet of Mexican delights.
Josh helps me and Brandon taste our way through a full-course meal of guac, beans, carne asada, fajitas, flan, and more.
It's a full-on FIESTA!
But the question remains...
What's the best Mexican food?
(I'll tell you right now, there was a surprise letdown.)
This is a can't miss episode of Gordo y Gordote!
Watch it here!
I hope you enjoy all the great content we cooked up for you this week.
Till next time!
Taquitos,
Caleb "Part of the Culture" Hammer
