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| Welcome back to a marvelous Monday from horrific holiday Hell, N2K reader! | Erika Ettin won last week’s world-famous news haiku competition™ with 341 votes for this poem, based on news that lower-than expected inflation sent markets soaring: | Numbers were low; Now,
The one thing still inflated:
President’s ego. | | | | — Erika Ettin |
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| Congratulations, Erika! John Travolta is here with your congratulatory gif: |  | Vincent Vega…he’s good company! Especially if you have a mishap at some stage in the evening… |
| And here’s the rest of the pretty decisive voting… | |
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