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Monday, June 15, 2026 

 

Me trying to get all my work done before vacation. [Apple TV]

I want to jammy with you

Gemini season has come to claim me as its rightful prey. As you read this, I'm on summer break in Seattle. I'm celebrating my birthday, eating lots of salmon, watching whales and generally slinking around misty corners looking moody. 

The newsletter will be dark next week for the above marine-related reasons. Until I return, here are a few current summer loves. Let me know what you're loving!

Jammy eggs

I'm on a mission to make perfect jammy eggs and slap them on everything. Toast, soups, pasta, eggs on eggs. Bon Appétit suggests six minutes and 30 seconds. Seven minutes on a simmer left my whites too soft. Eight minutes on a medium boil left my yolks too hard. My next stab will be seven minutes on a medium boil. This is the kind of cutting-edge commentary for which you come to this space.

Book light

My husband got me this book light for Mother's Day (I'm a stepmom, so we call it StephMom's Day). It wraps around your neck and has adjustable arms. You can aim light at the book without having to clip on a clunky device. The bonus perk is that it serves as a quasi-headlamp, lighting the way for all kinds of activities: nail polish, crafts, spelunking into the kitchen in search of a handful of crackers, a wedge of cheese, a sliver of cake, a forkful of cold pasta and a refrigerated jammy egg. Or something like that.

'Widow's Bay'

Our favorite show at the moment is this pitch-black horror comedy on Apple TV starring Matthew Rhys of "The Americans." Some people don't understand that it's a comedy, which both baffles me and leads me to believe this show is for an extremely narrow demographic of nerd (hi). "Widow's Bay" is hilarious, I'm sorry. It's a satire of so many genres of horror with references to "Halloween," "Jaws," "The Shining, "It" and more. The show is particularly fond of sending up Stephen King; real fans only need one glimpse at the promotional font to know that.

'Pop Culture Jeopardy!'

Regarding nerds, let me sink into the cushions and shout answers in the direction of "Pop Culture Jeopardy!" on Netflix, OK? Just leave me to my own little bar trivia night minus the bar. Turn off the lights. Do not ask any questions when you hear "Megan Thee Stallion!" or "Stephen Sondheim!" flow from the crook of the couch in the vicinity of a book light casting a glow upon a plate of jammy eggs.

Gallimaufry

I stopped into this vintage furniture store in Lutz last weekend. OH MY GOD. It's so cool. It's spacious and well-organized with treasures big and small. The music was exclusively 80s prom, which tickled my brain nicely, and I thought the prices were fair. Gallimaufry, only open Saturdays and Sundays, describes its offerings as "mid-century, post-mod, traditional and whatever was in your grandma's house that she needed to get rid of when she downsized to a condo." Exactly my vibe. I didn't buy anything, but I've had a piece of art on my mind since we left. I might be heading back to Lutz real soon.

 
 

A man just waiting for the following show suggestions. [HBO]

And I hope you like programming, too

Since this is a supremely nerdy edition of Stephinitely, let's send love to a real one. I'm talking about John Oliver, the bespectacled Brit behind the desk at HBO's "Last Week Tonight." Oliver took almost half an hour recently to decry the state's hostile takeover of New College of Florida. Oliver categorized the school's MAGA makeover thusly: “They have destroyed a rare haven for gentle nerds.”

Keep going, John, you gentle nerd. More segments! We have so many scandals to offer! Oliver could start an offshoot of "Last Week Tonight" based in Florida and the material would never run out. Here are some ideas to get him going.

Read it: Don’t stop at New College. More Florida ideas for John Oliver

Happy Pride month to all who celebrate. As the state attempts to erase rainbows from public life, I thought it was time to take a deeper look at why these miraculous prisms will always persevere.

Read it: The persistence of rainbows

 
 

And another thing!

When it comes to the big issues, you know how to make your voices heard. This time, many of you weighed in passionately on the issue of acquiring Diet Coke Crocs. While these monstrosities had a few staunch defenders, most of you struggled to keep down your lunch and issued a resounding vote of no confidence. Thank you for keeping me on the straight and narrow, friends. 

Contact Stephanie Hayes at shayes@tampabay.com. Follow @stephrhayes on Instagram. 

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