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| Colby Carson won last week’s world famous news haiku competition™ with this beauty about your summer vacation being a “retirement killer”… | Retire one day, eh?
Enjoy your vacation now!
You only live once. | | | | ~Colby Carson |
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| Congratulations, Colby, here’s your celebratory gif! |  | (Giphy.com) |
| And here’s how Colby fared against the competition: | |
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