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Man in a trash can full of crumpled paper.

Freelance Headlines Stupid Onion Editor Rejected

Married Man Still Able to Drink at Collegiate Level; Sloppy Eater Dog’s New Best Friend; and more.

By Larry Doyle

Wedding ceremony decorations in the green forest. Wicker chairs placed in front of the arch of flowers. Near the chairs are candles and flowers, on the background - a place for a banquet.

The Hidden Costs of Weddings

You tell yourself that it will all be worth it for the registry. You drink. You dance. At some point, you pass out.

By Simon Webster

People biking on a European street

Progressive Scandinavian Policies to Remind You That You Live in America

One town in Denmark has converted its garbage into algae that is then used to harvest positive thoughts.

By Sarah Hutto

 

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Snail telling scary story around campfire.

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Today’s cartoon, by Chris Gural:

A man and a woman exit a cinema onto the street; the man speaks. An old-school marquee behind them reads “Spider-Man Brand New Day.”

“I enjoyed the fifteen minutes of the movie that wasn’t spoiled by four theatrical trailers, eight teaser trailers, leaked behind-the-scenes photos, interviews with the cast, comic nerds on TikTok, and influencers who went to the première.”

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