Let’s be real. If you’re reading this newsletter one week before Black Friday, you’re either a master of time management, got sidetracked while checking your inbox for something else, or are hiding in the bathroom, stealing a moment of peace. This one’s for the bathroom crowd. But hey, the other two can stick around, too. You decide.
The next seven days are all about wrapping up those last-minute campaigns you’ve been plotting for months. No amount of semi-expertly written content from us is likely to change your plans now. So why not take a quick detour to talk about... toilets?
That’s right. This week, we celebrated World Toilet Day. A sh*tty holiday to hype up right before the BFSBSCMGT chaos (that’s Black Friday, Small Business Saturday, Cyber Monday, and Giving Tuesday, for the uninitiated). But somebody’s got to do it, and this year, that somebody is us.
To honor the occasion—and to give you a little break—we’ve pulled together a collection of emails featuring toilets, toiletries, seats for your behind, and other cheeky themes. Think of it as a quick moment of relief before you dive back into the madness. Your welcome?