Get or Give Windscribe for $39!
What's the holiday season without gifts? Garbaggio, that's what. Sure, family time is nice, but can it compare to three Sega Dreamcasts taped together and a used copy of Blade Trinity? Exactly. Gifts are life, and giving them is almost as good as getting them. So here's your chance to make everyone's holiday awesome with the gift of privacy. Plus a little something-something for you too.
Give the Gift of Windscribe Pro
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- Step 1 - Pick someone you love.
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- Step 3 - Bathe yourself in delicious praise.
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Tell Big Brother and nosy ISP's to f*&! themselves! Treat yourself to privacy—you deserve it, you big beauty!
We love you, and wish we could be there to get hammy-shammered with you all during the holidays, but we can't. We never drink, because when we drink, people get pregnant. Suuuper pregnant. And you know what they say about drinking and pregnancy... it could lead to children that grow up to write emails for VPN companies.
